you can only bring sexy back if you have the receipt
(Source: emobaria, via der--zeitgeist)
you can only bring sexy back if you have the receipt
(Source: emobaria, via der--zeitgeist)
Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood so technically pancakes are more important than family.
are you canadian
(via honey-booboochild)
“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
(via spinals)
how to get the best of both worlds
- chill it out, take it slow
- then you rock out the show
(via little-duckling)
mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths
(via -hallucinate)
Born in Laos and now currently based in France, artist Van Tame is a painter inspired by dynamic and energetic city streets like New York and London. Using animated strokes, the artist creates cityscapes that are full of life. Viewers will instantly feel the movement and fast pace of a city dweller, without ever having to step onto a city block.
(Source: shibaconfessions2, via der--zeitgeist)
i hate when applications are like “why do you want to work here”
because i need money
what do you want me to say omfg
I HAVE A PASSION FOR FROZEN YOGURT
(Source: bookercatch, via der--zeitgeist)
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If anyone ever tells you you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don’t need that kind of negativity in your life.
(Source: whitestgirluknow, via little-duckling)